"Aap log ab fifth year mei jayenge and now you all are M Tech students. Isliye ab research mei apna dhyaan lagaiye. "
and now you all are M Tech students....
you all are M Tech students....................
M Tech students........................................
Our beloved Professor continued with his speech on the final end-sem exam of our fourth year and lectured us on the kind of RESEARCH he was expecting from us..But the only thing that kept ringing in my ears was " M Tech Students...M. Tech.......MATKA".On that day I realized that finally the thing that we all dual degree students (referred as dUdEs from here on) never wanted to hear or see was right there in front of us->Research..M. Tech.
The glorious days of B Tech masti were about to be over. While our " Four year waale friends" were going to a completely new life which would be full of money and luxury we would be left to linger here for one more year.
"Abe akele rahega to ma bahen ek ho jayegi"
"Abe Matke tu toh tut aur lab lega to bachhe doubt poochke nanga kar denge"
"Abe haddu bhasha ke course bhi sikh lio. Varna matka community se bahar ho jayega"
Was this the end of all good things???
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Some excerpts from Gtalk:
me: Aur bhai kaisa hai?
Four Year waala friend: Yaar Tandon roorkee ki yaad aa rahi hai
me: Kyu yaar ab to tujhe join kiye hue do hafte ho gaye.Ab to naye dost ban gaye honge.
FYWF: Abe jhantu log hai yaar yaha sab. Woh baat nai hai. Upar se koi mast si bandi bhi nai hai poore office mei
me: Oh. Chal koi nai. Atleast kama to raha hai.
FYWF: Kaha yaar. Sab moh maya hai. Khana bhi itna ghatiya hai. SP ke samne sab fail hai yaar yaha.
me: Koi nai yaar weekend wagerah par ghumne chale jana. Sab badia ho jayega
FYWF: Kya weekend. Wohi bando ke saath malls jao aur bandia tapo. Frastiyapa aur bad jata hai. Is baar to saturday bhi working hai. Yaar apna roorkee hi badia thha. Tune sahi kia jo dual le li bhai. Mujhe to sabki yaad aati hai.
me: Are nai yaar. Tu dekh dheere dheere sab badia ho jayega.
FYWF: Aur bata tera kya chal raha hai
me: Mera mast hai yaar. Prof ne yaha do mahine ke kaam ke liye teen mahine ka stipend de dia hai
FYWF: Phodu. Phir kya karega itne paiso ka?
me: Is weekend second eurotrip par ja raha hun. Belgium, Amsterdam, Paris, Venice, Pisa, Florence, Rome, Stockholm.
FYWF: Mast hai yaar. Kaun kaun hai?
me: Saare dUdEs ikathe ho rahe hai. Milke ash katenge. I think Barcelona trip se better hogi. Vaise barcelona mei live football match ka experience, woh bhi meri fav football team ka, woh bhi europe ke sabse bade stadium mei, jisme mere fav player ne do goal kiye, beat karna mushkil hoga.
FYWF: Haan yaar. Tune toh jannat dekh li. Bas roorkee vaapis aakar fategi. Ham sab to bas yaad mei rote hi rehte hai. Kisi tarah adjust kar rahe hai.
me: Haan yaar abhi tak to thik hai. Dekho roorkee jakar kya haal hota hai.
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"Arre Tandon sir aapne bhi blogging?"
"Haan yaar aise hi vella time thha to socha chalu kar dun."
"Kyu class wagerah nahi hoti?"
" Arre hoti hai na. Hafte mei poore 4 ghante lectures hai. Woh bhi prof cool hai. Abhi poore mahine mei ek hi lecture attend kia hai."
"Arre mast. Lekin aap sab dUdEs ka toh woh final year thesis types hota hai na?"
"Haan hota hai lekin sab badia hisaab kitaab hai. Hafte mei ek baar jakar guide se mil lo. Kuch bhi fatte de do. Koi load nai deta. Ab tak to intern wala kaam dikha kar hi sab chala raha hun ."
" Badia. Aur din bhar to aap sote rehte ho. Kyu? "
" Shaam ko TT n Football khelene chala jata hun.Phir raat bhar movies and bakar chalti hai. Nightout maarke subah aaram se so jata hun. Din mei zyada kuch karne ko hota nai hai isliye sona hi best hai. bas 10-12 ghante so kar fir dubara khelna chalu kar deta hun."
" Yeh sahi hai, Fir weekend par kya kar rahe ho?"
"Arre yaha har din hi weekend hai. Vaise is baar Delhi ja raha hun. Do hafte ho gaye ghar gaye hue. "
"Ghar ja rahe ho ya........."
"Bas tum to samajhdaar ho. Samajh jao!!"
"Mast. Aur aap logo ki to placements bhi mast hogi."
"Haan yaar woh to december mei hai. Tab ki tab dekh lenge."
"Sahi hai na endsems ka pressure na attendence ka. Baaki dUdEs to suna hai Mock cats bhi phod rahe hai. Akhir itna vella time jo hai preparation ke liye. Yaha to classes hi nai khatam hoti taiyaari kya khaak karenge."
" Koi nai yaar. Sab ho jata hai."
" Haan dUdEs hote to sab ho hi jata. Aur baaki job waale dost kaise hai?"
"Thik thak hai. Adjust kar rahe hai nayi life se. Ab roorkee jaisi ash waali life to kaha hi milegi waha. Bas roz 9-6 wala job. Par thik hai sab compromise karke settle ho hi jayenge. Sab bas roorkee ko yaad karke purane dino ke baare mei sochte rehte hai."
" Haan job mei to yahi scene hai. Meri to jitne seniors se baat hoti hai bas ek do ko chhod kar sab frustrate se hi rehte hai. Aap ka sahi hai ek saal aur ash ka yaha."
" Haan yaar aise din dubara kaha milte hai. Vaise agle mahine Bangalore jane ki soch raha hun. Woh sab to aane se rahe yaha Roorkee. Unke to holidays bhi ginke hote hai."
"Sahi hai aap ghum aao. Aur woh sab to sponsor bhi kar denge."
"Ha Ha. Haan dekho sponsor karte hai ki nai. Chal thik hai yaar. Ab main library mei jakar ac mei baithta hun. achhi neend aati hai waha."
"Haan aap jao. Mera to lab hai abhi. Baad mei aapke room par aaunga. Nude Beach waali pics dekhne."
"Sure.Tujhe special waali dikhaunga!!"
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dUdEgiri wins. Period
and now you all are M Tech students....
you all are M Tech students....................
M Tech students........................................
Our beloved Professor continued with his speech on the final end-sem exam of our fourth year and lectured us on the kind of RESEARCH he was expecting from us..But the only thing that kept ringing in my ears was " M Tech Students...M. Tech.......MATKA".On that day I realized that finally the thing that we all dual degree students (referred as dUdEs from here on) never wanted to hear or see was right there in front of us->Research..M. Tech.
The glorious days of B Tech masti were about to be over. While our " Four year waale friends" were going to a completely new life which would be full of money and luxury we would be left to linger here for one more year.
"Abe akele rahega to ma bahen ek ho jayegi"
"Abe Matke tu toh tut aur lab lega to bachhe doubt poochke nanga kar denge"
"Abe haddu bhasha ke course bhi sikh lio. Varna matka community se bahar ho jayega"
Was this the end of all good things???
____________________________________________________________________________
Some excerpts from Gtalk:
me: Aur bhai kaisa hai?
Four Year waala friend: Yaar Tandon roorkee ki yaad aa rahi hai
me: Kyu yaar ab to tujhe join kiye hue do hafte ho gaye.Ab to naye dost ban gaye honge.
FYWF: Abe jhantu log hai yaar yaha sab. Woh baat nai hai. Upar se koi mast si bandi bhi nai hai poore office mei
me: Oh. Chal koi nai. Atleast kama to raha hai.
FYWF: Kaha yaar. Sab moh maya hai. Khana bhi itna ghatiya hai. SP ke samne sab fail hai yaar yaha.
me: Koi nai yaar weekend wagerah par ghumne chale jana. Sab badia ho jayega
FYWF: Kya weekend. Wohi bando ke saath malls jao aur bandia tapo. Frastiyapa aur bad jata hai. Is baar to saturday bhi working hai. Yaar apna roorkee hi badia thha. Tune sahi kia jo dual le li bhai. Mujhe to sabki yaad aati hai.
me: Are nai yaar. Tu dekh dheere dheere sab badia ho jayega.
FYWF: Aur bata tera kya chal raha hai
me: Mera mast hai yaar. Prof ne yaha do mahine ke kaam ke liye teen mahine ka stipend de dia hai
FYWF: Phodu. Phir kya karega itne paiso ka?
me: Is weekend second eurotrip par ja raha hun. Belgium, Amsterdam, Paris, Venice, Pisa, Florence, Rome, Stockholm.
FYWF: Mast hai yaar. Kaun kaun hai?
me: Saare dUdEs ikathe ho rahe hai. Milke ash katenge. I think Barcelona trip se better hogi. Vaise barcelona mei live football match ka experience, woh bhi meri fav football team ka, woh bhi europe ke sabse bade stadium mei, jisme mere fav player ne do goal kiye, beat karna mushkil hoga.
FYWF: Haan yaar. Tune toh jannat dekh li. Bas roorkee vaapis aakar fategi. Ham sab to bas yaad mei rote hi rehte hai. Kisi tarah adjust kar rahe hai.
me: Haan yaar abhi tak to thik hai. Dekho roorkee jakar kya haal hota hai.
______________________________________________________________________
"Arre Tandon sir aapne bhi blogging?"
"Haan yaar aise hi vella time thha to socha chalu kar dun."
"Kyu class wagerah nahi hoti?"
" Arre hoti hai na. Hafte mei poore 4 ghante lectures hai. Woh bhi prof cool hai. Abhi poore mahine mei ek hi lecture attend kia hai."
"Arre mast. Lekin aap sab dUdEs ka toh woh final year thesis types hota hai na?"
"Haan hota hai lekin sab badia hisaab kitaab hai. Hafte mei ek baar jakar guide se mil lo. Kuch bhi fatte de do. Koi load nai deta. Ab tak to intern wala kaam dikha kar hi sab chala raha hun ."
" Badia. Aur din bhar to aap sote rehte ho. Kyu? "
" Shaam ko TT n Football khelene chala jata hun.Phir raat bhar movies and bakar chalti hai. Nightout maarke subah aaram se so jata hun. Din mei zyada kuch karne ko hota nai hai isliye sona hi best hai. bas 10-12 ghante so kar fir dubara khelna chalu kar deta hun."
" Yeh sahi hai, Fir weekend par kya kar rahe ho?"
"Arre yaha har din hi weekend hai. Vaise is baar Delhi ja raha hun. Do hafte ho gaye ghar gaye hue. "
"Ghar ja rahe ho ya........."
"Bas tum to samajhdaar ho. Samajh jao!!"
"Mast. Aur aap logo ki to placements bhi mast hogi."
"Haan yaar woh to december mei hai. Tab ki tab dekh lenge."
"Sahi hai na endsems ka pressure na attendence ka. Baaki dUdEs to suna hai Mock cats bhi phod rahe hai. Akhir itna vella time jo hai preparation ke liye. Yaha to classes hi nai khatam hoti taiyaari kya khaak karenge."
" Koi nai yaar. Sab ho jata hai."
" Haan dUdEs hote to sab ho hi jata. Aur baaki job waale dost kaise hai?"
"Thik thak hai. Adjust kar rahe hai nayi life se. Ab roorkee jaisi ash waali life to kaha hi milegi waha. Bas roz 9-6 wala job. Par thik hai sab compromise karke settle ho hi jayenge. Sab bas roorkee ko yaad karke purane dino ke baare mei sochte rehte hai."
" Haan job mei to yahi scene hai. Meri to jitne seniors se baat hoti hai bas ek do ko chhod kar sab frustrate se hi rehte hai. Aap ka sahi hai ek saal aur ash ka yaha."
" Haan yaar aise din dubara kaha milte hai. Vaise agle mahine Bangalore jane ki soch raha hun. Woh sab to aane se rahe yaha Roorkee. Unke to holidays bhi ginke hote hai."
"Sahi hai aap ghum aao. Aur woh sab to sponsor bhi kar denge."
"Ha Ha. Haan dekho sponsor karte hai ki nai. Chal thik hai yaar. Ab main library mei jakar ac mei baithta hun. achhi neend aati hai waha."
"Haan aap jao. Mera to lab hai abhi. Baad mei aapke room par aaunga. Nude Beach waali pics dekhne."
"Sure.Tujhe special waali dikhaunga!!"
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dUdEgiri wins. Period
